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This glitch was found, like, last week. The ability to play as the gloved one was the source of so very many hoaxes, and all one had to do to get such power is click two buttons at the same time. This game is seven years old at this point, and yet people can still discover things like this hidden away. What an amazing world we live in! Man walks on the moon, a revolution takes place in Iran, and a guy stumbles across something in a 7-year old video game! Hip current event references aside, though, it is pretty neat, especially how you can glitch Master Hand into shooting lasers constantly, even while he does other moves.
For instance, I just recently discovered (okay, more like "noticed") that each game's announcer has a ridiculously manly name.
- Jeff Manning has "man" in his name. A name like his just seems to say: "I have a hairy chest".
- Dean Harrington has a last name that ends in "-ton", which means he has a suitable moniker for your policemen who live outside of the law. Don't know about that "Dean", though. He should change it to "Dirk", or, even better, "Dark". There aren't nearly enough people named "Dark" in this world, no matter what video games have to say about the subject.
- Pat Cashman has "man" in his name as well, and his first name is Pat, which means he may have had a "boy named Sue"-style upbringing, though honestly I've always seen far more Male Pats than lady Pats and oh god that sounds vulgar in various ways.
GRR ARGH REAL MEN. BEEF JERKY. POTATO WRASTLIN'.










See, this is what happens when my brains actually dies. I get bored and start flipping through random peoples' galleries.
WHY YES, MY COMPUTER IS A BOOK.
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A place to stand [still during the regular traffic jams], a place to grow [uncontrollably], we call this land [which we have completely paved over] Ontari-airy-airy-o.
I'm that idiot Ontario in ~Msn-Power-Hetalia! Uke-in-denial powerzzz... 8D
MORE LIKE PORKBUSTER AMIRITE?
YURRON!
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Sant'a got mo' funkk.
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Sant'a got mo' funkk.
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"I'll bend the world to our will and we'll make time stand still...That's the plan. Rule the world. You and me. Any day." -Dr. Horrible
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Sant'a got mo' funkk.
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