Shrek 5: Bumper Trolls

while exploring the swamp, shrek came across a cd on the ground. "this looks like an exciting adventure" said shrek so he took the cd to his house and put it in his wooden computer. the Sbrub window came up except it's called Sbog in shreks world

shrek said "oh my goodness this seems like an exciting game" but then a meteor came down on shreks swamp "oh no my beautiful swamp" but then shrek was transported to the land of earwax and onions. "oh my goodness an exciting world to explore" thought shrek smiling a big ogre smile

but then he got a message on his wooden computer from a troll whose name was tavros "oh my who is this exciting individual contacting me on my wooden computer" and tavros told shrek "hEYY sHREK i lOVED yOU iN sHREK tHE tHIRD iTS mY fAVORITE mOVIE" shrek told this troll "why thank you young man it is always good to meet a fan"

tavros said "sHREK yOU aRE mY hERO bECAUSE yOU cAN wALK aROUND aND i cAN'T, i wOULD lOVE tO wALK aROUND wITH yOU iN yOUR aMAZING fANTASY lAND sOMETIME" but then shrek was like "oh your a cripple ew" and tavros was like "wHAT aRE yOU iNSINUATING hERE yOUR jUST a bIG lUMPY gREEN aSSHOLE sHREK" and shrek's like "i'll make you eat those words you little dick"

shrek and tavros met up in the land of bumpers and cars. shrek stared at the nasty tavros with hatred in his eyes he would never rest until this child laid broken at his green feet. this, shrek swore. tavros jumped into his rocket car and rocketed towards shrek "sHREK i'LL sTOP yOUUUU" shrek thought "i wish i had donkey with me he'd know what to do", but then shrek saw the bumper car "i know i will protect myself using this beautiful machine"

shrek saw a bumper car that had an s on it "this car was made for me" thought shrek as he jumped into the car. tavros was still coming by all like "i'LL sTOPPPP yOUUUUUUU sHREEKKKKKKKKKK" and then we do a zoom up on shreks eyes and he looks at the camera all intense and says "not if I have anything to do about it" then they rush super fast at 300 mph at each other and then i made a picture of that

but then they hit and shrek wins (OF COURSE) and tavros is lying even more broken than ever and shrek says "looks like I stopped YOU tavros" then shrek started stomping on tavros being all "i win you dummy" then vriska and terezi come over and see shrek and vriska says "oooooooohhhhhhhh my a 8ig strong green maaaaaaaan how gr8" and terezi says "y3s" and then shrek says "oh my goodness some girls to sleep with what a great day" and then they sex so much you have no idea

THE END

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im happy everyone likes my picture, but now i am sad that blind people will be unable to read my story because they are blind but then i remembered that blind people have ears so i made my computer read it for you

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i suppose if you are blind you cant read this either so anyone out there that is a non-blind friend of a blind please show them this link thanks.